Title: No more than a stone in a pasture full of stones
Fandom: Law & Order: SVU
Pairing: Elliot/Olivia
Rating: PG
Length: 2500 words.
Summary: Post-Fault. That's probably all you need to know. If you haven't seen Fault, download it (it's SVU0719).

If you couldn't be a sex crimes detective, what would you be?

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Title: All Summer It Hurt to Look at You
Fandom: Law & Order: SVU
Pairings: Elliot/Kathy, Elliot/Olivia
Rating: PG
Summary: The summer our marriage failed we picked sage to sweeten our hot dark car.

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So sloanesomething and I have decided to start up a little project, an SVU AU season 7. The AU is that Elliot and Olivia slept together between s6 and s7. The rest is all canon, except when canon is mind-bogglingly bad (*cough*Demons*cough*), and then we reserve the right to rewrite it. We are writing fic for each episode - she did the first three (here) because ( Read more... )

So sloanesomething and I started tagging back and forth and ended up writing a 7800 word story. Uh, whoops? This goes AU during the episode "Risk".

Title: A Succession of Small Mistakes
Fandom: Law & Order: SVU
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Benson/Stabler
Summary: Elliot and Olivia go undercover and have trouble keeping it together. Set during "Risk".

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Happy birthday, sloanesomething! As promised, you get a sequel to the SVU skateboarder AU.

( Benson/Stabler AU, NC-17 )

More SVU fic. For sloanesomething, as always. Takes place during the eps "Victims" and "Paranoia", in which Elliot got exposed to HIV (cut his hand, then got a HIV positive victim's blood all over him).

( Benson/Stabler, PG )

SVU AU GAME RESUMES! All these are still catalogued in my memories, here, and there are a bunch of new awesome ones since the last time I posted. (And if I've missed any, guys, let me know.)

AU: Skateboarding, this time. Shut up, bantha_fodder assigned it to me, IT WAS NOT MY IDEA.

How Olivia Became a Cop and Also Fucked Elliot a Bunch of Times

( Benson/Stabler, R, warning: skateboarding )

In case you were wondering, all posts in the SVU AU game are now being catalogued in my memories, here. 17 entries so far, from pirates to P.I.s!

AU: Olivia doesn't break up with Cassidy in Closure.

Ways to Make Someone Else Lonelier Than You

( Benson/Cassidy, mild implications of Benson/Stabler (obviously), PG )

I just took some dumb Internet quiz, and it says that I am 92% hipster. NINETY-TWO PERCENT. ("You walk the fine line between hot and ridiculous.") So, 1) clearly this quiz is deeply, deeply flawed, because I AM NOT, and 2) if you'll excuse me, I have to go loathe myself for awhile ( Read more... )

So Sloane was like, "Hey, wanna go to hell later?" and I was like, "DO I EVER," and she was like, "Catholic priest AU," and I was all, "OMG YOU ARE SICK, I WILL HAVE IT TO YOU BY FIVE." Also, she says that I should mention that she demanded a happy ending, so that when you get there you won't think my journal's been highjacked by some imposter ( Read more... )